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Quotes of The Day [May. 16th, 2004|01:05 pm]
Peter Sheil
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Impact of Science on Society (1952) ch. 1
I guess that's because they were never still for long enough.
*ducks and runs*

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin (1937 - )
Sounds reasonable to me.

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Sir Richard Steele

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Cecil Baxter
Oh that is so true.

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
Dandemis
Nah, he's wrong there I think.
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