Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilised music in the world.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.