Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Henry Asquith (1852 - 1928)
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
Ring Lardner (1885 - 1933)
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Peter da Silva