A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Pliny the Elder (23 AD - 79 AD)
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
L. M. Boyd
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks (1926 - )