The world is my lobster.
Henry J. Tillman
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
All television is children's television.
Richard P. Adler
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975)