Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Saki (1870 - 1916)
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962)