You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.