Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury (1920 - )
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary