Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman's Diary, 1895
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard (1937 - )