Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Jules Feiffer (1929 - )
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
Jimmy Stewart (1908 - ), in "Harvey", 1950
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Russell Baker (1925 - )