Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson (1925 - )
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)
I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Luis Bunuel (1900 - 1983)
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975)
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
David T. Wolf (1943 - )