The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
King Edward VIII (1894 - 1972)
Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Chico Marx (1891 - 1961)
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954)
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Saki (1870 - 1916)