Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
C. P. Snow (1905 - 1980)