Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)