Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891, preface
All television is children's television.
Richard P. Adler
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), "Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?", 1947