H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962), "Discovery", 1964
There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), Taxation No Tyranny