January 12th, 2009

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the Day

My mother was as religious as she was repressed. Her facts of life speech began with the phrase, 'Satan takes many forms...'
Dana Gould

They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is a good thing to remember the next time you get lonely.
Fred Stoller

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler (1945 - )

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)