Peter Sheil

Go on, something completely random and silly.

I'll start with a couple :-

Waiter, get me an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!

Only those with bad teeth can get to Heaven ... yes, the road to Hell is paved with good dentitions.
(of course you can swap the good and bad around here, depending on your preference :) )

Now it's your turn ... tell me your worst!

peter