I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
H. G. Wells (1866 - 1946), The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman (1914)