December 29th, 2004

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Post-Christmas jokes

Some Tommy Cooper jokes - from http://www.office-humour.co.uk

1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Quotes

Today I present "Great quotes by great Women" from a different site to my usual one.

I'll get ready to run away in case any women feel they want to hit me ... although maybe I should just stay and wait for the pleasure pain ;)

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peter

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt