Earlier today, so there's more time for you to enjoy them :)
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)