August 31st, 2004

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Blonde joke ...

Blonde 1: What's in the bag?
Blonde 2: Chickens.
Blonde 1: Can I have one if I guess how many there are?
Blonde 2: You can have them both if you guess.
Blonde 1: Three?
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

More Win XP SP2 fun

My company is rolling out SP2 *holds head in hands* however they have created some links which might help explain things (from an MS viewpoint). The comments are, of course, my own. :)


A brief insight into Service Pack 2 is given below

Microsoft offers the following Top 10 reasons for installing the update
Strangely they don't include loss of brain function by user.

Understanding how the Windows Firewall will affect your system
It keeps those malicious multi-player games out of your system and may stop those nasty virus protection programs from updating themselves.

How to manage Block Pop-up Windows with Internet Explorer
1. Use Firefox
2. Take big hammer and hit screen where the pop-up window appears - you get extra points if you hit it quicker.
3. Buy a new flat screen.

How to Manage your Computer’s Security Settings from one place
Microsoft will adjust you computer to provide maximum ... profit for MS.

FAQs on temporary block on SP2download
What, stop the download? Well Ok, but only for a short while.

Link to blocking download
Listen to my voice ... you want the download ... your life will become better ... thousands of doves will fly over you and unless you have SP2 they'll all s**t on you ... get it now ... you know you want to.