Peter Sheil

I think I most like numbers three and four :) Enjoy
peter

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Saki (1870 - 1916)

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Blake Clark

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962)

From the BBC

As the world's largest fast food chain overhauls its menus, test yourself on how much you know about burgers, fries and the people who sell these to us.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3546641.stm

I got 5 / 10 myself and was surprised at the ones I got wrong.

Peace
peter

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back
garden. When is the best time to plant it?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied
in a letter:
"Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is
where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
"Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."