March 9th, 2004

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the Day

I think I most like numbers three and four :) Enjoy
peter


Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Saki (1870 - 1916)

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Blake Clark

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962)
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

An oldie ...

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back
garden. When is the best time to plant it?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied
in a letter:
"Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is
where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
"Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."