Men who never get carried away should be. Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. Martin Mull (1943 - )
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. Dave Barry (1947 - ), "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"