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March 26th, 2003

Bizarre News [Mar. 26th, 2003|11:08 am]
Peter Sheil
JAPAN - If deer could talk, they'd probably raise a fuss
over how many of them are getting hit by trains in western
Japan. Lucky for them, the Japanese were smart enough to
realize the problem and come up with the perfect solution:
lion crap. Deer, like most semi-intelligent beings on the
planet, don't really care for the smell of the king of the
jungle's feces. After several other failed attempts with
different options, railway officials decided to mix up a
lion dung paste and smear it along the tracks where most
of the accidents were occurring. In the last five months
since the deterrent was put into use, not a single deer
has been killed by a train.
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Groan [Mar. 26th, 2003|11:39 am]
Peter Sheil
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk
my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never
had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.
You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything
else."

The boy stared wide eyed and said, "Yes."

The father continued, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal.
It's called golf."
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