March 20th, 2003

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of The Day

Remember when I used to do these almost every day?
Well here are a few to :) at.

Peace
peter

"Consultants have credibility because they aren't dumb enough
to work at your company." -Scott Adams

"A man had a dog called Minton. One day Minton ate two shut-
tlecocks. When the owner found out he said bad Minton!"
-Dave Barry
If you don't get this one then try reading it out loud - it took me two goes.

"I love being married... I was single for a long time and I
just got sick of finishing my own sentences." --Brian Kiley

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
--James Branch Cabell
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

:)

I like this one, so I'm sharing it.

Peace
peter

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
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