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February 5th, 2003

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead ... [Feb. 5th, 2003|10:13 am]
Peter Sheil
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked
the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7!!".
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:) (slightly crude) [Feb. 5th, 2003|10:15 am]
Peter Sheil
There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign
Legion, and the Captain is showing him around all the
buildings. After he has made the rounds the Commander looks
at the Captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me
that small one over there. What's that used for?"

The Captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women
around. Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go
there and use the camel."
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