January 24th, 2003

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Groan

A college student with a young child was pleased when her
daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at
the University. The director of the day care gave the
mother a tour of the facilities. To assure herself of the
center's high standards, the young mother asked about the
curriculum.

"Well," said the director, eyes twinkling, "today we are
studying the children's favorite philosopher: Play-Doh."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Joke ... Weeeeeeeeeeeee

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every
year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there
airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but
that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten
dollars."

One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna,
I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I
may never get another chance."
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