January 20th, 2003

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Bizarre News

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Now those who wish to become members of the "mile-high club"
will have an easier time maneuvering around in the bathroom.
On May 3, a flight from Miami to Cancun, Mexico will allow
passengers to take off more than just their seatbelts once the
captain turns the sign on. On Naked-Air, travelers will be able
to drop their pants, take off their bras and underwear and roam
the cabin in their birthday suits. Castaways Travel, a Houston-
area travel agency, is offering the world's first all-nude
flight for $499 round-trip. However, those thinking about
engaging in any lewd behavior are warned: "Inappropriate
behavior is not condoned for this nude flight." You think that
will stop a bunch of butt-naked people at a few thousand feet
in the air?