Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
The God of thunder rode forth one day
Upon his fearsome filly.
"I'M THOR!!" he cried
His horse replied . . .
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"