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December 11th, 2002

Info [Dec. 11th, 2002|01:26 am]
Peter Sheil
I've just updated my site with a page to celebrate its first birthday plus an additional pic on my "Sky Pictures" page.

Enjoy
peter
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Groan [Dec. 11th, 2002|10:54 am]
Peter Sheil
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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:) [Dec. 11th, 2002|12:23 pm]
Peter Sheil
The God of thunder rode forth one day
Upon his fearsome filly.
"I'M THOR!!" he cried
His horse replied . . .
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
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Glossary :) [Dec. 11th, 2002|01:36 pm]
Peter Sheil
Our company is being merged with (read taken over by) another. As part of the trickle of information we are getting about what is going on (and who will be part of the 6% redundancy) we are going to have a "Glossary of Terms" to help people in the two companies understand each other :)

This is one guy's response - copied from The Washington Post. Enjoy.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
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