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November 26th, 2002

:) [Nov. 26th, 2002|09:27 am]
Peter Sheil
Sing this song to the tune of: "If You're Happy And You Know
It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
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Found ... [Nov. 26th, 2002|12:59 pm]
Peter Sheil
While clearing up my e-mail folders I came across this and had to share :)
It came tome from pixie_lv ... but who knows where before that.

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead
Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
years?" The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Yep ... it's the old 'Three Wishes' story, but with a twistCollapse )
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