November 22nd, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


Joe took a girl out on their first date. When they
pulled off into a secluded area, the girl said, "My
mother told me to say no to everything."

"Well," Joe said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"

"No," the girl replied.

"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your knee?"

"N-n-no," the girl replied.

"You know," Joe said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if
you're serious about this."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

Three humorous ones and a serious one ... at least that's what I think :)

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Henry Asquith

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Daniel J. Boorstin

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)