November 19th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


Two jokes that made me smile this morning, enjoy.

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister
left me alone in a restaurant with my 12-month-old nephew.
I said, "What do I do if he cries?"

She said, "Give him some vegetables."

It turns out that jalapenos are not his favorite.


First pilot, "I heard you got a new position with Earhart Air.
Don't they have kind of a lousy safety record?"

"I'll say," answered the second pilot. "Last week two of their
flight simulators collided."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

You get to see all four today - each one has its own subtle (?) value and will appeal to someone on my friends list - at least I think so.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
George Will

A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.