November 13th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

2 groans

Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned
around and returned to the gate. After a two-hour long wait,
it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What,
exactly, was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant. "It just took us a while to
find a new pilot."

and a blonde joke ...
Why was the blonde staring at the orange Juice?
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Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

Only three quotes today ... I think I'm getting more picky about what I'll post :)

A a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Caskie Stinnett

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Dement

I'm a born-again atheist.
Gore Vidal