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November 13th, 2002

2 groans [Nov. 13th, 2002|07:51 am]
Peter Sheil
Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned
around and returned to the gate. After a two-hour long wait,
it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What,
exactly, was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant. "It just took us a while to
find a new pilot."

and a blonde joke ...
Why was the blonde staring at the orange Juice?
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Quotes of the day [Nov. 13th, 2002|08:02 am]
Peter Sheil
Only three quotes today ... I think I'm getting more picky about what I'll post :)

A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Caskie Stinnett

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Dement

I'm a born-again atheist.
Gore Vidal
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Bizarre Utah laws [Nov. 13th, 2002|01:02 pm]
Peter Sheil
from a newsletter I get ...

Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
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Peace - even to those of you from or in Utah
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