November 12th, 2002

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Groan

There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man
is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview
when the man disappears.

A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter gets the
door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man
disappears once again.

"Hey, are you playing games with me?" St. Peter calls after
him.

"No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "They're
trying to resuscitate me."
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Quotes of the day

Two recent and two older quotes today.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Madeleine L'Engle, in New York Times, 1985

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Lillian Hellman (1907 - 1984)

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD)

Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of one is the tongue, and speech is mightier than all fighting.
Maxims of Ptahhotep, 3400 B.C.
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:)

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of
age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background,
is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-
average drivers." --Dave Barry
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:)

A man gave his son a scolding so the boy decided to run away.
He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank
and announced, "I'm running away from home!"
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