||[Nov. 7th, 2002|04:26 pm]
From a joke - newsletter I get ... well you didn't think I made them all up did you?|
I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter suddenly woke up.
Seeing the money in my hand, she cried out, "I caught you!"
I froze and tried to think of an explanation for why I, instead
of the tooth fairy, was putting the money under her pillow--but
her next words let me off the hook.
"You put that money back!" she said indignantly. "The tooth
fairy left that for me!"