November 7th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


From a joke - newsletter I get ... well you didn't think I made them all up did you?

I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter suddenly woke up.
Seeing the money in my hand, she cried out, "I caught you!"

I froze and tried to think of an explanation for why I, instead
of the tooth fairy, was putting the money under her pillow--but
her next words let me off the hook.

"You put that money back!" she said indignantly. "The tooth
fairy left that for me!"
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

Seem to be a bit political .. after the elections in the USA I guess that's reasonable :)

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron