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November 5th, 2002

:) [Nov. 5th, 2002|08:54 am]
Peter Sheil
CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed
nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an
unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head
coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police
and federal investigators were called to investigate. After
a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice
was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again.
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Quotes of the day [Nov. 5th, 2002|08:55 am]
Peter Sheil
Number 4 made me chuckle - hope you like them.
Peace
peter


The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Elaine Boosler

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Nikita Khrushchev (1894 - 1971)
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Groan [Nov. 5th, 2002|09:34 am]
Peter Sheil
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The lady lobster
suggested that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice cream
each. Having purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made
his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice
cream.

By the time he has finished the ice cream he realized that his
lady friend's ice cream had started to melt all down his claw,
so he licked it up and ended up eating it.
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