November 4th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


A high school senior saw an inspirational advertisement on
television about becoming a teacher. She called the number
shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student
babbled on about how she thought she had found her life's
calling and could she send her some information.

The lady who answered the phone asked the student what
number she was calling. The student told her and there was
a pause. Then she said, "You misspelled TEACH."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Ralph Hodgson, on ESP

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)