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October 25th, 2002

Joke on humour [Oct. 25th, 2002|08:10 am]
Peter Sheil
It is said that when you tell an Englishman a joke, he will
laugh three times. First - when you tell it, to be polite.
Second - when you explain it, to be polite. And third - in
the middle of the night when he wakes up and finally gets it.

When you tell a German the same joke, he will laugh twice.
First - when you tell it, to be polite. And second - when
you explain it, to be polite. He won't laugh a third time
because he will never get it.

When you tell an American the same joke he won't laugh at
all. Instead he will say, "It's an old joke and besides,
you tell it all wrong!"
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Quotes of the day [Oct. 25th, 2002|08:35 am]
Peter Sheil
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
John Buchan

Is there life before death?
Graffito, in Belfast

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Mo Udall
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