Peter Sheil

George Bush was out jogging one morning when he came across a
little boy sitting on the White House lawn with a box full
of newborn puppies.

He was mesmerized by the cute little puppies and when the
little boy said, "You should take one, they're Republican
puppies,"

George replied, "Well, that's just great, maybe I will."

The next day, he takes Dick Cheney jogging with him. "Dick,
you gotta come with me, there's something I have to show you."

As they approach the boy with the box, the boy says, "Would
either of you like a puppy? They're Democrat puppies."

A puzzled George asks, "But didn't you tell me just yesterday
that they were Republican puppies?"

The boy replied, "Yes, but that was before their eyes opened."

Hope you like today's selection - they made me smile this morning.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
Thomas Berger

There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Rita Holt

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Russell Baker

"Stolen" from tersono who stole it from ...

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Made me smile

peter

Saw this in a news letter and had to pass it on ... it is just too lifelike.

Programmer to Team Leader:

"We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major
design change and no one in our team knows the design of this
system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the
language in which this application has been written. If you
ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these
type of projects."
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"If Charles Dickens were alive today, what do you suppose
would be his favorite cocktail? I think probably a vodka
martini.

"Why, you might ask? Well -- Olive or Twist?"

:)
p

A student called up his mom from college and asked her for
some money.

Mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also
left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago.
Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Yeah, sure," he responded.
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