Peter Sheil

The Lord of the manor had a butler named Wibble. One day he
called Wibble and said, "What about running my bath, Wibble?"

"Certainly, Sir," replied Wibble. "Will there be anything else
my lord?"

"Yes, Wibble, what about my dressing gown."

"Certainly, Sir. Will there be anything else my lord?"
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A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Segal's Law

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William H. Mauldin

Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)

The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Tom Stoppard (1937 - )

We had 8 people at the London Meetup yesterday. Despite some initial rumours that the Freedom Brewery was closed it was actually open but had had a change of decor and the TV screen removed *hurray*

The evening's amusement was provided by Ian eating ... there may be pictures later :) I'm assuming that me telling "blonde" jokes was not part of the entertainment ... although there was definitely a picture of that. Anyway I enjoyed the evening, hope everyone else did too.

Peace
peter