Peter Sheil

From George Reis Via: Pun American Newsletter

Baloney: Where some hemlines fall
Burglarize: What a thief sees you with.
Left Bank: What the robber did after his bag was full of cash.
Primate: What you have to do to get your husband away from TV.
Misty: What Tiger Woods never does.
Subdued: Like a guy who works on one of those submarines, man.
Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
Eye Dropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

These are truisms that only kids can express. A group of
professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8
year-olds "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could
have imagined.
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