October 9th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

:))

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired
and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading:
"George and the Dragon." He knocked.

The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye
spare some victuals?" he asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor
condition. "No!" she said rather sternly.

"Could I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she said again.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

"No!" by this time she was fairly shouting.

The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"

"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.

"D'ye suppose," he asked, "I might have a word with George?"
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin

Never confuse movement with action.
Ernest Hemingway (1898 - 1961)

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
Nick Diamos

Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith", 1992