Peter Sheil

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor,
crawled painfully onto a stool, and ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "it's just arthritis."

The 4th one made me laugh out loud :) Enjoy
peter

The world is my lobster.
Henry J. Tillman

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much, much better
Laurie Anderson

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Norman Brenner

Go on, tell me what the following is:-

"H I J K L M N O."

I'll tell you later today - just post your guesses as comments - you'll be so annoyed that you couldn't get it - it is simple and something you probably use every day.

:) *frustrating*
peter

Looks like my company may be taken over by Logica.

It is not that long ago that Admiral, my previous company, was taken over by CMG.
More change and uncertainty.

Ho hum ... still have to get on with normal work for the moment.
peter

Go on, tell me what the following is:-

"H I J K L M N O."

Water.

Why?

Well the chemical formula of water is H2O
Change the meaning (but not the sound) of the 2 and you get
H-O
which when written out in full if
H I J K L M N O

:)
Don't worry if you didn't get it - it doesn't mean you are thick.

Do you want me to do anoher one???
Peace (and frustration)
peter