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October 2nd, 2002

:) [Oct. 2nd, 2002|08:41 am]
Peter Sheil
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims,
"What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man
standing next to her suggests, "I don't know...why don't you
play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all
right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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Quotes of the day [Oct. 2nd, 2002|08:42 am]
Peter Sheil
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

All marriages are mixed marriages.
Chantal Saperstein
although nowadays that ain't necessarily so

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
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BIZARRE OCTOBER HOLIDAYS [Oct. 2nd, 2002|12:26 pm]
Peter Sheil
US centric I think, but funny anyway.
peter

October 2 is . . . Name Your Car Day

October 3 is . . . Virus Appreciation Day

October 7 is . . . National Frappe Day

October 9 is . . . Moldy Cheese Day

October 11 is . . . It's My Party Day

October 12 is . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day

October 14 is . . . Be Bald and Free Day

October 18 is . . . No Beard Day

October 19 is . . . Evaluate Your Life Day

October 21 is . . . Babbling Day

October 24 is . . . National Bologna Day

October 25 is . . . Punk For A Day Day
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