September 20th, 2002

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Life Explained...

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go
to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will
give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give
back the other forty."

And God agreed.
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Quotes of the day

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Sir Ralph Richardson

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962)

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneris
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Hi there

I'm leaving work son then I'm off driving around the country :)

We are Morris dancing at Ripon Yorkshire this weekend - there will be several side there, so if you like traditional dancing it should be a treat ... the rest of you should keep clear ;)