September 5th, 2002

Mouse

A Joke

This made me chuckle this morning, so I thought I'd share it.
peter


Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."

The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - 'the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9?'"

Peter said, "Don't worry, guys. It's just another one of his parabolas."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Alan Woods

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Michael Pritchard

I think I prefer number 4 today.
Peace
peter
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

An extra quote

I was looking for quotes on "patience" for an on-line friend and found this one.

With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
Chinese proverb

Thought you all might like it.
*Contemplative*
peter