August 29th, 2002


Quotes of the day

Four deep and meaningful ones today ... if you think they are just humourous and frivolous then you are not looking deeply enough ... or maybe you are.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Adrienne E. Gusoff

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Pat Conroy
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Three jokes / quotes

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is
to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
---Harry Truman

"America is the only nation in history which miraculously has
gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual
interval of civilization."
---George Clemenceau, 1841-1921

"In America, we tax work, investment, employment, savings,
and production, while we subsidize non-work, consumption,
and debt. It's time we reverse this trend." --Jack Kemp