August 23rd, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

2 Jokes

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it
again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

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A baby penguin walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Have you seen my dad?"

The bartender says, "What does he look like?"
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
Donald Trump

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Carl Sandburg

We're all in this alone.
Lily Tomlin

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben