August 21st, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

A Joke

A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother
could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters
upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child
kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending
him back to bed.

At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs.
Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man
brusquely replied, "No."

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted,
"I'm here Mom but he won't let me go home."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J.D. Salinger

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita Rudner
That made me laugh out loud this morning.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)